Press "Enter" to skip to content

Twelve Days of Bunny Christmas

Guest Contributor Denise Young


Dedicated to Thumper

On the first day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the second day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the third day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the fourth day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the fifth day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the sixth day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Six bunching blankets, Five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the seventh day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the eighth day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Eight lazy sprawls, seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the ninth day Of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Nine big stretches, eight lazy sprawls, seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the tenth day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Ten chins-a chinning, nine big stretches, eight lazy sprawls, seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Eleven ankle bites, ten chins-a chinning, nine big stretches, eight lazy sprawls, seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.
 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my bunny gave to me,
Twelve nose-nudges, eleven ankle bites, ten chins-a chinning, nine big stretches, eight lazy sprawls, seven funny flomps, six bunching blankets, five golden pee-pees, four pig noises, three bouncing  binkies, two deliberate thumps and poop under the Christmas tree.

 

About Denise Young:  I wrote this spin on The 12 Days of Christmas for Thumper, a dwarf rabbit we got around Christmas time.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *